Interpret "nothing to wear" however you'd like, but when I imagined this, I thought of both a sparse closet and a wardrobe packed to the seams to the point where the clothing almost melts together. Disarray is encouraged. This is for a mid-to-high range women's fashion line, so imagine a young professional woman in London who has "nothing to wear."
There are two requirements:
1) NOOOO WIIIIIRE HAAANGEERRS! (or plastic. Wooden only, please.)
2) No recognizable brand names.