Nicky Shakespeare

Creative Statement

R.I.P. Markus Liebherr. Thankyou so much for saving us, we will be forever in your debt and believe me, your memory will live on. Sweet dreams xXx

ST Holder Block 42, row B (yes I'm a disabled mofo) seat 1075

I'm easy going, funny (so people say - maybe they just mean funny as in weird) and a mean cook! I don't mean nasty although I have been known to tell people to "fuck off out of my kitchen"

Massive supporter of Southampton FC and proud to say I sang on the official song for Saints Aid - "Colours"

If you can't accept me for how I've changed then you're weaker than me. I went through it after all, if you learn how to walk, eat, drink, talk, wash, go to the loo AND change your handedness from right to left and still remain the same? Then maybe I'll listen to you and apologise for the way my personality is now. If not? ummmm it rhymes with duck moff. Like it or lump it and I have better, more honest friends now. I'd rather someone told me I was a twat than changed the subject when I asked them.

Oh, one thing that hasn't changed I can still do an immense impression of a bicycle horn and a mosquito :)