Ah Monkeys. They'll never abandon us in our time of need.<br /> <br /> I'm living in Maryland where I have 150 acre farm with my husband - how wierd is that. I currently have 4 of my own horses and generally a few sale horses (See www.truenorthdressage.com) and am a dressage rider/trainer and lay about. I also work as a Veterinary Technician during the week at Clarksburg Animal Hospital and on the weekends at Crossroads Animal Referral and Emergency. I enjoy making outlandish claims, like I invented the question mark.<br /> <br /> My childhood was typical: summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring, we’d make meat helmets. When I was insolent, I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds. Pretty standard, really.