I really like hot sauce. I especially like hot sauce on pizza.
I wonder why ‘trifurcate’ isn’t a word. I mean, ‘bifurcate’ is. I’m a fan of really divey dive bars. My sisters are not. My brother is. I have two last names. I can, like some of my old school friends, name all 50 states in alphabetical order…in song. I’ve never been to Europe and that needs to change. I’m not a fan of the paisley. I think I’m a good whistler and a rather poor singer. I’m 5’5 but want to be 5’7. Stick me in a car on a road trip and I’m as happy as can be. I like to write and my secret dream has been to write a screen play. I think I’m a good and aggressive driver. I’m a proud Aunt. I’m sorta creeped out by the word ‘pic’. “Send me a pic”…I don’t like that phrase. Ewww.
I laugh hysterically at the sound effects used on shows like Speeders and Daters. I’m a fan of red wine. I have this thing with teal cars…I pretty much hate them. Specifically, I dislike a teal Bronco or a teal Geo Metro. I like to use the word “Bammer”, “this wine is dang bammer”. I take at least one bath per day. I particularly like to take a bath after eating ice cream. I feel it warms my body temperature back up. I love baby corns…especially in stir fry. I prefer a Triscuit to a Wheat Thin. I find it un-sexy when a man uses a lot of exclamation marks – in fact, maybe don’t even use ‘em. Reno 911 is the shit. I believe in love, true love, love at first sight, and soul mates.